10th Gryffindor Note - 4th Wall - [voice]

[loyalotter]

What in Merlin's name is going on? Writing and voices I don't recognise keep appearing.

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[hail-truthiness.livejournal.com]

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JUST HOW MANY OF YOU SATANISTS ARE HERE?!?!

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[brbsavingarthur.livejournal.com]

What? Oh, no. No no, I have nothing to do with this. Really.

1/?

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

DONE

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

[mydearapplepie.livejournal.com]

[Has Emma ever enjoyed the days of December in England? How many winters there have gone without snow, and yet now! Now there finally is snow, so much that Blue Peter only just some time ago announced that over two thousand schools had shut down on this day, giving to all the school children an early start to their holidays.

Ah, the joys of a Christmas in England! Watching adaption after adaption of A Christmas Carol, the reruns of Top of the Pops! And who could forget the countless movies?

... This pie, apparently, though for good reason! It is a freshly baked pie still so very warm. No matter where Emma may be, no matter what type of Christmas she has experienced, there will be a pie near to her that gives off a smell of the apples inside. By this pie sits a knife, a fork, and a plate--and on the plate sits a cream-coloured envelope.

It's all very innocent. And British.]

[mydearapplepie.livejournal.com]

[... And by Emma, I mean Hermione. UGH.]

[boxes-rule.livejournal.com]

...Beware!

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

Beware of what?

[popularadviser.livejournal.com]

Don't look at me! I'm not quite sure what's going on...

[she gets a better look at you] [quietly] Oh... dear, just look at you...

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

Look at what? What's wrong?

[climbingwindows.livejournal.com]

[Well, Hermione, you might not have noticed this yet since Harry was keeping it a bit of a secret, but there's something you ought to know...there are two Draco Malfoys in Luceti, and yet the world's still in one piece. Miracle? I think so. Presumably, he's gone and borrowed Harry's journal again and he's probably lurking around somewhere in the DA house, actually.]

'Mione? What does Merlin have to do with any of this?

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[Whoa what is this? ...]

Since when do you call me that?

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

...It's a figure of speech. Honestly.

[2stubborn2die.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure this isn't Merlin's doing, kid. He's a bastard sure, but this just isn't his style...

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

...Why do people keep trying to say they know Merlin?

It was a figure of speech.

[kingcannonfan.livejournal.com]

Hermione? What in the bloody hell is going on? Where are we?

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

...[Hold on, that's a voice we haven't heard in a while.]

...Ron?

[awaitingalbion.livejournal.com]

Er, what? Look, miss, I can assure you that I've got nothing to do with this. I don't even know what this is. Or where.

[He's been alerted by the use of his name, you see.]

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

...Another one? I assume you're Merlin, too?

[And it's one of the few times she uses it too, XD]

[Voice]- Guess who managed to fix her laptop?

[rons-a-keeper.livejournal.com]

What kinds of voices? Nobody's been shooting threats your way, have they?

[Voice]- YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES /squeal

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[oh god what dsfklhdsf. Ignoring everything because:]

RON!

[oldtreeherder.livejournal.com]

FIRST

sdfkjhkgf you win so hardcore

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

First what? [What is thiiiiiis?]