10th Gryffindor Note - 4th Wall - [voice]

[loyalotter]

What in Merlin's name is going on? Writing and voices I don't recognise keep appearing.

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[hail-truthiness.livejournal.com]

...

JUST HOW MANY OF YOU SATANISTS ARE HERE?!?!

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?

[brbsavingarthur.livejournal.com]

What? Oh, no. No no, I have nothing to do with this. Really.

1/?

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

DONE

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

Who are you?

[hail-truthiness.livejournal.com]

You heard me. You're doing nothing but corrupting the minds of innceont American children everywhere with your talk of magic and spells.

[mydearapplepie.livejournal.com]

[Has Emma ever enjoyed the days of December in England? How many winters there have gone without snow, and yet now! Now there finally is snow, so much that Blue Peter only just some time ago announced that over two thousand schools had shut down on this day, giving to all the school children an early start to their holidays.

Ah, the joys of a Christmas in England! Watching adaption after adaption of A Christmas Carol, the reruns of Top of the Pops! And who could forget the countless movies?

... This pie, apparently, though for good reason! It is a freshly baked pie still so very warm. No matter where Emma may be, no matter what type of Christmas she has experienced, there will be a pie near to her that gives off a smell of the apples inside. By this pie sits a knife, a fork, and a plate--and on the plate sits a cream-coloured envelope.

It's all very innocent. And British.]

[brbsavingarthur.livejournal.com]

Uh...Merlin?

[boxes-rule.livejournal.com]

...Beware!

[mydearapplepie.livejournal.com]

[... And by Emma, I mean Hermione. UGH.]

[popularadviser.livejournal.com]

Don't look at me! I'm not quite sure what's going on...

[she gets a better look at you] [quietly] Oh... dear, just look at you...

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

But how can you be Merlin? He's supposed to be a legend.

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

I am not corrupting anything. I am stating the truth.

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

Look at what? What's wrong?

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

Beware of what?

♥

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[Well it does look a bit yummy, but she's going to run an assortment of detective charms all over it just to be sure it isn't poisoned.]

[climbingwindows.livejournal.com]

[Well, Hermione, you might not have noticed this yet since Harry was keeping it a bit of a secret, but there's something you ought to know...there are two Draco Malfoys in Luceti, and yet the world's still in one piece. Miracle? I think so. Presumably, he's gone and borrowed Harry's journal again and he's probably lurking around somewhere in the DA house, actually.]

'Mione? What does Merlin have to do with any of this?

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[Whoa what is this? ...]

Since when do you call me that?

[mydearapplepie.livejournal.com]

[No poison on this apple pie! Nothing is magical about the apple pie other than how delicious it smells. It even looks quite cosy next to the plate, fork, knife, and envelope!]

[climbingwindows.livejournal.com]

I usually don't, if it makes you feel any better. Only when I'm feeling particularly lazy and currently? This is sort of like a bizarre vacation, hence I'm incredibly lazy today. [Let's see how many more brains we can break today, shall we? Alternate universe or no, Draco's still a troll. Also hi Stella ♥]

[boxes-rule.livejournal.com]

Beware lest I hermetically seal you and ship you to your DOOM!

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[And a quick glance around to be sure no one's going to yell at her for... eating a strange piece of pie. Then she picks up the fork and digs in.]

Mmmm... delicious! How'd this get here, I wonder...

/snickers - figured this was you XD

[loyalotter.livejournal.com]

[Blink. Excuse us, what?]

You call me Granger when you're feeling lazy. Not that I'm really complaining. It's nice to hear you use my real name, but it's... different.