loyalotter | 10th Gryffindor Note - 4th Wall

[We're just going to gape at you for a bit.]

What universe are you from?

Obviously not yours. Do you believe me now?

...I'm not sure. [but we've encountered weirder things. Taking a seat on that chair now.]

I'm going to assume you've spoken with the Harry I know if you're sprawled out on his bed.

[Well, if you're going to get comfortable, we will too. Back to sprawling out this time on his stomach and folding his arms under his chin, just looking at her.]

Yeah, something like that. I'm pretty sure he thinks I'm completely mental.

[She gives him a look that clearly says she thinks he's mental.]

"Something like that?"

I tried explaining things to Harry, he went off on telling me I'm a wizard. I think I'd know if I was a bloody wizard. Hell, I'm lucky if I don't burn my dinner.

[Brain is just not comprehending that he might not be, well, the Draco she knows... what in Merlin's name is going on here?]

Luceti is playing tricks on us... You can't have forgotten unless someone performed a Memory Charm on you...

[Yeah, he figured as much.]

Harry said the same thing. I'm not cursed. Ask me anything, and I'll give you an answer the best I can.

If you're just spouting off answers that don't match up with what I know, how can I assume you're telling me the truth? I'm not a practiced enough Leglimens to attempt that, nor is it proper to do so. In essence, I'll either have to take your word or you'll have to accept that I don't believe you.

You can't, but that's why you're smart. I...have no idea what a Leglimens is, but. I don't know what I'm supposed to tell you. Would it be like the Malnosso to go ahead and give me a bunch of false memories for eighteen years of my life? I think not.

[She opens her mouth to argue... but shuts it quickly and leans back against the chair back. Fair enough. She honestly can't argue that one.]

I suppose... I don't think they'd particularly care to do something so tedious even if it were for an experiment. [But she'll squint over at you anyway because wtf.]

[HAHA I WIN.]

They might, considering I'm pretty amazing. But I doubt it because you're right, it's entirely too tedious.

[Gdit. Cheater.]

They likely wouldn't have. [She peers at him.] So, tell me more about yourself, then, if you aren't the Draco Malfoy I know.

[As per usual o/]

What exactly do you want to know? My name's Draco Ladon Malfoy, born June 5th, I'm eighteen...first year at Durmstrang University because my father's vaguely insane and sees fit to punish me for the next four years...I've lived next door to the Potters for about seven years? How am I doing so far?

Weird... You and Harry get on, then?

Yeah, you could say that. ["I know something you don't know~"]

[oh no...] What do you mean by that?

If you're anything like my Hermione, you'll figure it out. Just think about it for a second.

......[She's just going to stare at you because do not want to think about the two of you like that.]

[Inwardly busy laughing his arse off. This really is too amusing, though Hermione's suspicions are right. He just shrugs though.] He's been my best mate since I was twelve, what can I say?

[See Hermione. See Hermione look vaguely weirded out.] ...The you and Harry here barely speak to each other.

[He's not too heartbroken by that look, he's already seen it on Harry too.]

So I've heard. Maybe you can explain some things to me then, like why that is. The Boy Wonder won't tell me much beyond vague details himself.

[Poor homeless AU baby.]

It's a bit complex. You've both hated each other practically since you met. And you hate me. Or you did.

Edited 2010-01-04 19:15 (UTC)

[He doesn't mind since he has his own version of you guys, but this is actually fascinating to hear about himself. Narcissist.]

What's the reasoning behind that one? If you can tell me that, I mean.

[Naturally. Silly git.]

You were an arrogant prick raised on pureblood supremacy and I'm a Muggle-born witch.

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